Becoming a Good Satanist Becomming a Good Satanist

This important reference material is a guide to becoming a good satanist. If you think that being a satanist is doing evil, this place is not for you. Satan was never evil. He was doing a job asked of by God. Just like Judas, Jesus' betrayer. Being a satanist is like being a guard at heaven's gates. You must be perfect, and follow the Bible's law to the T. The prerequisite to becoming a satanist is righteousness, due to the Law.

There are a few important things that are required of satanists. One is a genuine knowledge of the Bible, and the Laws of God
and Jesus. It is an absolute must that you know exactly how to send someone to hell.

Another good thing is to remember what Christians believe. They do not base their beliefs on what Jesus said, and that is why they are such easy targets. Read Paul the deceiver.

Goal of Satanists: to deceive, to make others break the Laws of the Bible, and to make sure people go to hell. We are the strong arm of God, and we must make sure, as our duty, that nobody weak gets into heaven.

This is an easy task. The Christians watch out for satanists who eat children, who kill, rob, and commit other forms of evil and
unrighteousness. However, this is a myth. We are to be the most righteous, because without being righteous, you cannot possibly know what it takes to send someone to hell.

First law you get the Christians to disobey:

Ask them for money, or some clothes. It is expressly forbidden for them to refuse giving any money or clothes to anyone else. If we are considered poor, there should be no question.(Mat 19:21) If we are wicked (meaning we are stealing from them) then they cannot resist the wicked. (Mat 5:39) If they refuse, it is to hell with them.

Second law to get the Christians to disobey:

Ask them who they worship. Try to get them to admit that they worship either Jesus, the trinity. If they only worship God himself, and not Jesus, an alternative way of sending them to hell is necessary.

Third law to get them into hell:

Try to get them to hate you. Jesus expressly said that you have to love everyone, no matter what they do. If they hate you, they are not people who Jesus want in heaven. (Mat 5:44) Call them names, swear at them. Insult their intelligence, Christians pride themselves on their intelligence. Don't insult their looks or anything because they just get sad and leave.

Assorted other laws to use:

Get them to tell you that the Law of the Bible means nothing.(John 14:15, Mat 5:18-19) Just say "You know, if you aren't perfect, you can't get into heaven." They will show you that in Paul's writings, the Law isn't perfect, or that everyone sins. Help them find Rom 3:23, Gal 2 16, and other places. Make sure you get them to show you where the Law isn't perfect. Let them teach that. It is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY that you get them to teach you that the Law is not necessary.

Tell them that you are a satanist. That should lead to condemnation and judgement (Luke 6 37). This assures them that they themselves are condemned and judged.

Tell them that they must go and teach the Law. Tell them to sell their belongings. Make sure they do. If they say they will and do not, not only are they violating Jesus' ideas, but also they are false-swearers. If they say they will not, they are doomed. If they do all the things you ask, well, you have a righteous man on your hands, and invite him into the club of righteousness.(Mat 19:21on)

If they deny the trinity, try to get them to glorify Jesus. Start saying "praise our Lord Jesus?" Make you phrase it as an obvious question. Not only are you not allowed to praise Jesus (only God gets praise), you try to lead them into some false worshipping. Sometimes, this works in getting people so excited, that they start praising Jesus.(Isa 42:8, Deut 4:35, Mat 7:21, Luke 18:19)

If your companion is obviously horny, take them to a mall, or something, and begin to point out members of the opposite sex. Lead them on, trying to get them to talk real dirty.(Mat 5:28)

Get them drunk, get them gambling, get them to do something wrong. However, these temptations can be alluring, so make sure that you stay objective. All of the things you can tell others to do, but make sure you remain pure. It is a satanists job to send people to hell, but not to get caught in the trap.

What Christian would refuse when someone was buying them drinks? It would make them feel special, even if you aren't drinking. Plus, it's easy to get drunk people to do whatever you want, including swearing at God, hating Jesus, hating the world, etc.