Oh, It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Good morning
my Intrepid brethren and, of course, the same to our lovely Ladies. It's
so pleasing to gaze upon the fiery countenance of so many souls destined
for the purifying fires of spiritual liberation in the arms of our Dark
Lord, Satan. Even "Puffy" here, is excited by all of this grand activity.
Everyone, meet Puffy-- my little pet. He is part cat and part frog, but
we love him just the same. You see, on the night that I conjured him up
from Hell, I happened to sneeze, and some of my powders and potions became
mixed. Of course, the resulting amalgam produced my little, green friend
here, Puffy. He's my "Mean, Green, Familiar Machine." Some say that he
causes bad dreams, but it's all in how you take him. It's simply a matter
of perspective! You know how it is, different strokes for different folks.
Just because he's different, doesn't mean that he is bad or even good for
that matter. Why, I even like the green part. Now, some of you are different
too! Some dark, some light, some go flap, flap, flap in the night, but
what the Hell, right? Satan holds us all in great esteem as we are his
children, one and all-- even Puffy. It is Lord Satan's wish and command
that we all live in harmony, together, each one adding his or her own personal
spice and delight to the mix, thus improving the First Church of Satan--like
Puffy, here. "The grass is green, the sky is blue, I'm quite different,
and so are you! Different, yet we get along, and together, we'll sing Satan's
Song."Do you not think that it is well that while the opposition rages
among themselves, never being able to agree on the finer points of their
faith, that we, the true children of Satan, in all of our diversity can
still exist and can even share a certain measure of camaraderie? The time
for growth is at hand, and Lord Satan has commanded a great coming together
of the brethren from lands near and far, from across the waters and out
to the stars. "Let not one be left out," or so He has said, "Bring them
together and let them share bread." We must never let the finer points
of any teaching or concept cause dissension within our ranks, for we are
the children of Hell and must stand together against any and all opposing
forces who would dissuade us by any means at their disposal from claiming
the Earth and its population for our very own. Let us give them no means
and no quarter. Does not our Dark Lord already command near seventy-five
percent of Earth's souls? That's right, the majority rules! It is the wish
of our Ecumenical Lord to draw away even to the last one, those misguided
souls who still cling to that frail and fraudulent belief that limits their
power and perspective and thereby prevents them from entering through the
Great and Grand Gates of Hell. It is distressing, for as long as their
sad and confused condition exists, they can never behold the joy and comfort
of basking in the warmth of our Master, Lord Satan. And Lord Satan is not
willing that any soul should grow cold.Yes, let us forge the bond of unity
as there is strength in numbers, and on that final day, we shall stand
as of one mind and purpose, shoulder to shoulder in concert with our Dark
Lord and command in the new millennium of Satanic diversity and power that
shall rule for all the aeons as they roll through eternity. The Dark Sun
Rises, and our time of power draws near-- we must claim it for our own
and hold it up for all to see the true perfection in darkness. Let any
confusion end! Never lose track of the fact that only through grand chaos,
is there perfect order. Yes, we shall stand victorious in the shadow of
the Dark Sun, ablaze with the glory of the heavens which our master, Lord
Satan, has created for us and our pleasure. Say bye to the nice people,
Puffy...Oh, it's a beautiful day in Hell. Hail Satan!
